"family"

Father - you think you're perfect when in fact you're a terrible, rude and hateful person.
Mother - You act like nothing's going on, nothing's wrong, when really your son hates his life and prays for death to take him.
Younger Sister - You whine and complain getting others yelled at.
Youngest Sister - You're spoiled as hell and you are treated like you're perfect.
And then there's me, the accident. I get blamed for most everything, sometimes rightfully so, but often not. I'm done with all of you. Have fun with this "family."